A different shirt

So I decided to wear a shirt I would not normally where to work today, why u ask? Because my wife bought it for me... and here are some of the comments I received so far:
That's afrodeziac
Dis oogtrekkend
Have you been to India?
Dis 'n mooi hemp
Very nice
Who bought it?
Did you cut someone's curtains for that?
Reminds me of Madiba
I also want one
Where did you buy it?
And my all time favourite, is that pajamas you wearing?